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  I said, “You were pretty out of it, but I was completely sober.”

  “Wait, you’re not the guy I met at Tammy’s party last night?”

  “No.”

  “Oh.”

  Again, concrete confirmation that she was a fucking slut of the highest order. Again, completely fucking ignored by myself.

  “So how did I get here exactly?”

  “I heard you fall in the hall outside, so I went out to see if you were okay and then you just kind of came in my room and passed out in my bed.”

  She reached up and touched her head, felt the Band-Aid, then said, “Oh, oh my God. I’m so sorry.”

  “I tried to take you back to your room, but you asked to stay here. So I put a Band-Aid over your cut and let you have the bed.”

  “And you slept on the floor all night?”

  “Yeah.”

  And it was right at that moment that she gave me this look. It’s the only time a girl has ever looked at me like that. Kind of sad and sweet at the same time, like I had done something for her that no guy had ever even approached doing for her—almost like she expected me to have raped her or something, and because I didn’t it made some deeper connection with her. At the time I thought the look was about all of those things, about her having some real feelings for me. But now, after all the shit that’s happened, I realize that look, the look that essentially started all of this crap, was actually just pity. Nothing more. She thought I was pathetic because I didn’t try to fuck her that night. And no matter what words were said and what things were done in the years that followed, she could never truly love me because she could never respect a guy who didn’t take advantage of her.

  After the look she said, “Oh my God, where’s Annie?”

  “Your friend?”

  “Yeah, where is she?”

  “She was passed out in the hall last time I saw her.”

  “Did you wake her up?”

  “I tried but she was pretty drunk. She just asked me to leave her there so I did.”

  “Oh my God.”

  She got up out of my bed and opened my dorm room door to find Annie still passed out in the same spot, but now with some of her own puke dried on the front of her shirt.

  She said, “Thank God she’s okay.”

  “Yeah.”

  “Well, thanks for, you know, helping me last night.”

  I was too anxious to hold back. “Maybe we could go do something sometime.”

  “Yeah, I don’t know. My roommate and I are just meeting a lot of people, you know, before we rush next semester, so…We’ll probably be pretty busy, but I’m sure we’ll run into each other again.”

  “Okay, cool.”

  “So…I guess I should probably be getting Annie back and everything, but really, thanks again.”

  And that was pretty much it. She left my room and scraped up Annie off the ground. I thought I might see her in passing or something, but I had already chalked up our encounter to what I hoped would be a long string of strange interactions with hot chicks in my dorm.

  When she left I realized my roommate, Dave, was awake the whole time and was witness to my entire interaction with Heather. He said something like, “Good try, man. Just remember, if Christ wants something to happen it will, but it will happen in his time,” which was my first real taste of the born-again-flavored shit pie he was going to force-feed down my throat every day of our freshman year.

  chapter two

  Even though I was the one who hit my head on the wall and got injured, Annie was way worse than me. She didn’t really wake up for like a long time and when I finally got her to stumble back to our room, she was still drunk. I had to call the RA because she was so bad. The RA looked at her and I guess he had seen this kind of thing before because he was like, “She has alcohol poisoning,” without even batting an eye. Annie had to go to the hospital and everything and get her stomach pumped and an IV and it was just really bad, but she ended up being okay, I mean after her parents calmed down.

  The entire time she was at the hospital I just stayed in our room, and I know it sounds really corny, but I just couldn’t stop thinking about Kyle. I know he’s a dick, but I didn’t know it then and I mean how sweet was it that he took me into his room and put a Band-Aid on my cut? Seriously? I mean no guy does that. Or if they do it’s because they’re trying to sleep with you, or if they’ve already slept with you, it’s because they’re trying to have a threesome with you and your best friend or some weird thing like that. My first boyfriend in high school did things like that, but only because he didn’t know any better, I think. As soon as we started having sex, he became a real prick. I got the feeling Kyle did it because he was like a really nice guy. It was kind of refreshing, I guess, at first anyway.

  I mean, I figured we’d probably never go out or anything. Even from just that one night I could tell he was kind of a little nerdy and not like a good nerdy. Sometimes nerdy guys can be totally hot. He wasn’t like that. He was like real nerdy—like the kind of nerdy that girls would laugh at if they knew we were dating. The kind of nerdy that might keep me out of my top sorority choices when I rushed the next semester.

  I guess I can’t say I remember much from the next few weeks because, honestly, I was completely trashed for most of it. It was just a lot of parties and a lot of hooking up with random guys who were going to be rushing—trying to figure out which ones might make good boyfriends, trying to figure out which ones might or might not make good fiancé material a few years down the road. Pretty basic, I guess.

  There was actually one time, maybe like three days after the thing with Kyle, when I was at a party being thrown by Gabe Childress at his parents’ house in Highland Park. Pretty much every guy there was sure he was going to rush SAE or Pike so it was fun and there was just so much coke and E that I couldn’t really say no and I ended up in a bedroom with this complete asshole named Collin Davis. At the time I didn’t know what an asshole he was and I was rolling, so Annie (fresh out of the hospital for alcohol poisoning) and me ended up giving him like a double blowjob. I regret doing it now, but at the time it was pretty fun. It wasn’t the first time I had kissed a girl or anything but it was the first time I had done anything like that with a guy in the room.

  Even before I really got to know Collin, I can remember thinking he was a loser. The whole time Annie and I were blowing him he kept saying, “Good girls, good girls,” like we were fucking dogs or something. If I hadn’t been on drugs I seriously would have like laughed in his face. The weirdest part about that thing with Collin is, I was thinking about Kyle the whole time I was doing it—you know, like wondering if Kyle would be saying, “Good girls, good girls.” Then I remember thinking he probably hadn’t even had a blowjob from one girl, let alone two. Then I started wondering what his high school girlfriend was like, or if he even had one. She was probably a band nerd if he did. Then I think I started thinking about his dick and what it might look like, and then Collin tried to cum on our faces, but totally missed and ended up just getting semen on his own pants. I wish Annie or me would have been together enough to say, “Good boy,” back to him, but, like I said, we were really, really high so…

  Now that I’m thinking about it, I actually did run into Kyle again pretty soon after we first met. I guess I didn’t run into him, I just saw him walking between Boaz Hall and the Crow Building. The only reason I remember it is because he was walking with Brett Keller, and I was like, “How is that nerdy guy friends with Brett?”

  Even though it was just a few weeks into our freshman year, pretty much every girl on campus knew who Brett Keller was. Probably one of the top ten hottest guys on campus and easily in the top five richest guys on campus, maybe the richest—he probably was. A lot of girls also said he had a huge dick, which was never my thing, but it did make him seem more important somehow—like if you hooked up with him, you were part of the “I had sex with Brett Keller and lived to tell about it” club.

  As corny as
it may sound, the fact that I saw Kyle hanging out with Brett made me think he might not be that bad. I mean if he was cool enough to be friends with Brett, then he was probably at least slightly cool himself. And even if he wasn’t, I remember thinking that if we became friends or started hooking up or something, there might be a chance for me to hang out with Brett later and then maybe Brett would be into me.

  I knew it was a long shot, but it did get me thinking that it might be worth my time to at least pretend to be interested in Kyle. Seriously, at the time I thought, worst-case scenario—I end up giving Kyle a few blowjobs before I find out I have no shot with Brett. Best-case scenario—I end up giving Kyle a few blowjobs before Brett realizes he wants to steal me from Kyle.

  chapter three

  I’ve known Kyle since third grade. His father has worked for my father since that time as a regional manager at Keller Shipping. Although his family never had the money mine did, his father always made sure he went to the right private schools, associated with the right children of the men he worked for, fostered the right interest in personal and academic achievement, et cetera—all to give his son the best possible chance to ascend to the next rung on the economic ladder, the rung he himself would never see.

  I think the reason we became friends so quickly has something to do with the fact that, although he was a member of the same social circles as me, he wasn’t born into them. Even at nine or ten my boredom with the overprivileged kids of my father’s friends had become palpable. Kyle was the only student at St. Mark’s who had humility, an attitude that was so foreign to the rest of my peers that they quickly became disgusting to me. My understanding of the resource my family possessed wasn’t immediate. It took the better part of my prepubescent years to realize I would essentially never have a real concern in my life. Any problematic situation I ever faced would be erased by the unwavering certainty that, whether the problem was solved or not, I could abandon it because my resource to create new situations was virtually unlimited. The rest of my social circle, Kyle excluded, didn’t understand this, or if they did it was long after I had come to realize it. As a result they led what I found to be boring lives consumed with material and superficial concerns about new cars, clothes, who was fucking whom, where they were vacationing, and various other issues of false importance. My disdain for my friends, I quickly came to understand, had to be suppressed in order to calm my father, to make him believe I was just the next generation of Keller man who would socialize with the next generations of the other families that mine had socialized with in years past. I was just the next generation of Keller man who would run the company in exactly the same fashion my father had before me and his father had before him. I would exhibit no deviation, take no step outside the path that would assure my son would mimic all the same actions and have his own son who would do the same, so on and so on until the sun devours our planet. That is why I liked Kyle. He understood. It seems a simple reason for a friendship, but also potentially the only reason to maintain one.

  Kyle was, very simply put, my only real friend. All the others existed, it seemed, in order to placate me and thus ensure that their families would remain aligned with mine for one more generation. Had they done anything to lose their connection to my family, they would have been the disgrace of their own. Coming from outside that pitiful world made Kyle immediately interesting to me. His first year at St. Mark’s could have been very difficult were it not for me.

  I was not unaware of the fact that, based on my family’s vastly superior wealth, I was the de facto alpha male among the others. Nor was I ignorant or unappreciative of the benefits this afforded me, one being immediate acceptance into the group of whomever I deemed worthy, despite whatever other troubles such a person might have when attempting to enter the group as an outsider on his own. Kyle and I had been friends since early childhood, so his acceptance was never outright questioned, but there were always conversations held in his absence in which his place among us was challenged by the others. Another reason I came to despise my friends.

  In the end, however, Kyle never knew that the others questioned him—nor do I think he would have cared had he known. But their outward acceptance, he knew, made his years at St. Mark’s much easier than they otherwise would have been. For that he was grateful to me, I think. At least that’s how our friendship started. As the years passed, I found him to be more intelligent and generally more interesting than almost anyone else. As we ventured into adolescence we shared many similar interests. We found that we both despised athletics, finding them an immense waste of time. While most of the other self-absorbed shits were at football practice, we would generally spend our time playing video games at my house after school. Despite my status I always felt my unwillingness to participate in sports was frowned upon by the others—which made no difference to me, but was worth noting. The hours we spent away from our classmates forged a friendship that I assume will last in some form until we are old men, despite the strain placed upon it by the current situation.

  As we progressed in years our interests broadened to include girls. This was an area Kyle very quickly understood would be much easier for him to deal with as a result of being my friend. He would have been correct had he not squandered the resource he had in our friendship.

  In high school he had two girlfriends whom I remember. The first was inconsequential other than the fact that she was the first girl he ever kissed. The second was inconsequential other than the fact that she was the first girl he ever fucked, and to my knowledge the only one before college. Neither were what I would consider attractive, but they were passable girls from Hockaday. The second one he actually met through me at a party where I fucked her older sister in their parents’ bedroom, then pulled out and ejaculated on one of her parents’ pillows, which amused me at the time. That is, of course, beside the point, which is that Kyle could have had virtually any girl he wanted because he was my friend. I say virtually because if I had wanted the same girl she would have been mine, but if I had been willing to pass, I would have only had to tell her that I thought they made a cute couple and the girl would have dated him if for no other reason than she was still trying to please me.

  But Kyle’s taste in women was simple and he was, for lack of a better term, romantic. I had come to a very early conclusion that being who I was gave me ample opportunity to fuck virtually any girl I chose in our small circle. So I did. College, of course, broadened that circle. I came to a similarly early conclusion that all women are vile whores and my hatred for them as a gender would most likely never be extinguished. My father’s three wives, my biological mother included as the first of those three, sparked this hatred, but my own experiences kept the furnace burning. I also concluded that, although I would marry at some point to appease my family and to produce my successor, I would never love a woman and I would continue to fuck any girl I chose to. Furthermore, my wife, if she discovered my transgressions, would allow them rather than risk being disconnected from my family’s money and local notoriety in Dallas.

  All of this leads me to the point that when Kyle told me about Heather I wasn’t that shocked. He had met her I think a week or two into our freshman year and over a lunch at RFoC he divulged to me that there was something about her, some illusory quality he couldn’t stop thinking about. I tried to explain to him that we had just begun our freshman year and he shouldn’t cut his dick off immediately—at least fuck a few girls before locking in on the one he was going to end his life with. He wouldn’t hear it. He kept droning on about some look she gave him the morning she woke up in his bed that he was sure held some deeper meaning—some connection between them that was cemented in that look. The only look a girl has ever given me that has had even the most remote emotional impact is when her asshole is staring back at me just before I ram my dick into it, and this emotion is, of course, complacent satisfaction in knowing that very soon I will remove my dick from her throbbing asshole and put it in her mouth.

 
I even tried to persuade him by telling him that the night prior I had coaxed two sophomore girls back to my dorm room, where my father insisted I stay for the full freshman year just as he had, for a particularly athletic three-way ending with me forcing both girls to lick my semen out of each other’s cunts. I further explained to Kyle that I didn’t even know these girls’ names, nor did I want to. Women are all evil whores bent on marrying a man and sucking his life away with dwindling sexuality, aging beauty, children, et cetera. This outcome is virtually unavoidable, but in the meantime a man should make use of as many women as he possibly can. I amended by explaining that this behavior is not the woman’s fault. She has been lied to at every turn, told that marriage to a man of resource is valuable, that his resource, in fact, is more valuable than his substance. I don’t fault women for what their gender has come to represent, but neither do I indulge it. And if this promise of resource is what drives them to submit to a man’s will sexually, then I have all the empty promises they could ever want.

  Kyle didn’t share my sentiment. He claimed that he wasn’t interested in having sex with as many women as he could. He had never had a one-night stand and he didn’t intend to ever have one. He claimed he wanted to find one girl who made him happy and be with her forever. He didn’t outright claim he thought Heather was this girl, he just said he thought she was intriguing. Intriguing is the actual word he used, which I had to laugh at. The only thing intriguing I had ever noticed in a girl was a slightly overpronounced right nipple on Jennifer Dalton in the tenth grade.

  Knowing after many years of friendship with Kyle that I would never change his mind, but never grow tired of the attempt, I told him I would do some investigating into who this girl was. Heather on the second floor of McElvaney. I knew she hadn’t gone to Hockaday or Ursuline, based on her absence from any of the prominent social circles at either of those places and the parties associated with them in our high school years. It was possible she’d gone to some lesser school, or even to public school. In any case I told Kyle I would help him in any way I could. Secretly I also hoped that he would land this girl and one of two things would happen: (1) She would genuinely make him happy for the rest of his life, or (2) she would ruin him and force him to understand women as I do—force him to see that there is no love, there is only the lie we tell ourselves that things are more important than they actually are, that our lives will have meaning beyond all the other lives that have come before us and been forgotten, that there is hope in any of this.